038 | [Voice]

[with_discipline]

[There are som dog-tastic sounds in the background. Namely, whining.]

What does one typically feed a canine?



(((T'Pol got Sam's dog when Kirk peaced back to the Enterprise. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH DOGS.)))

Comments

[acid_rayne]

Well... Typically, dog food.

[Voice]

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

[A long, long pause before:]

Is that my...uh... Aristotle?

[with_discipline]

And barring that?

[Voice]

[with_discipline]

Yes. Captain Kirk has been watching him, but given his recent trip home, it seemed prudent to find a temporary - caretaker.

[acid_rayne]

Meat.

Don't give 'em any on the bone if you can help it. Else, it'll splinter and catch in the throat.

[with_discipline]

[Damn it sh was afraid of that.] Only meat?

Re: [Voice]

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

...do you need help?

Re: [Voice]

[with_discipline]

[After a beat] I would appreciate it, yes. [She doesn't want to feed it meat. D:]

[acid_rayne]

Well, you can try vegetables, but I don't think they'd be too into that...

[with_discipline]

Would they make it ill?

[acid_rayne]

Honey, dogs are just wolves who got used to sitting on the couch.

[with_discipline]

...Meaning?

Re: [Voice] - Spam/log/assume?

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

I still have some of the dog food from, uh, a while ago. I don't know if it's any good anymore but it'll still be something.

[acid_rayne]

They're lazy predators you can take for a walk.

[with_discipline]

I see.

Re: [Voice] - Spam works for me!

[with_discipline]

If it's no longer good, perhaps you could help me obtain a portion of meat for him. Rayne suggested it.

[acid_rayne]

You know... Like Kirk.

Re: [Voice] - Spam it is then!

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

I work the lunch shift, so I can get some meat for him. But it should probably be cooked. Just in case.

[with_discipline]

I'm not certain that's an appropriate metaphor. [BUT SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY.]

Re: [Voice] - Spam it is then!

[with_discipline]

Should I meet you in your room?

[acid_rayne]

But it is accurate...

[with_discipline]

Perhaps.

Re: [Voice]

[nomoreleftshoe.livejournal.com]

Or I can come to yours.

Re: [Voice]

[with_discipline]

As Aristotle is here, that may be preferable.

[iwillfuckuup.livejournal.com]

Dog food.