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It would seem the Admiral saw fit to bring me here at an inconvenient time. Now that the ~~drones~~ 'Borg' have been dealt with, it would seem appropriate to introduce myself. I am Commander T'Pol, formerly of the USS Enterprise.

[A short pause] The NX-01 Enterprise.

I am a new warden here. I [am not looking forward to this at all; pausing] am sure I will become familiar with some of you over the course of our stay.

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I'm really trying to think of someone who's a worse friend and an even worse CMO then you but I really can't come up with any examples.

Congratulations.

Wait until I choke you over a console- and before your mind goes there no, not in a way you'd like.

Oh, I do love it when you threaten my well-being, Doctor.

I'm sure you get a real kick out of it.

You could still find better uses for your hands.

And you prove my point once again.

I meant doing your job and healing the sick, Bones. You're the dirty minded pervert.

Yeah and I'm the god damned queen of the free world.

I always figured you were the girl in our relationship.

No, I'm the long suffering idiot that puts up with you despite my better judgement. Besides coming aboard this tin can in the first place it's further proof I'm apparently out of my mind.

I never made you come here, Bones. You can't blame that on me.

I'm still not entirely sure why either of us are here Jim.

I know why I'm here.

And why's that?

It's a secret.

Oh I see, the great mind of James T. Kirk is beyond us mere mortals.

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

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Certainly there is gossip.

We should all get together and compare reasons for being here.

Edited 2009-09-20 01:56 (UTC)

You're worse than a middle schooler, have I told you that today?

I don't think that would be wise. [Because she is WAY TOO PRIVATE A PERSON for you, Kirk.]

Oh come on. You don't want to know about the future at all?

I have encountered time travel before, Captain. It wouldn't be prudent to spoil future events; I plan to return home eventually.

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she lies. she likes raping people's inboxes all the time.

I'm the Jim Kirk of inboxes.

You should really be ashamed

Well I wouldn't be the Jim Kirk of inboxes if I could feel shame now would I?

Touche.

/bows

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T'Pol. Iseyebrowing at you both. EYE. BROW.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

it's a terrible place.

oh shit it's the future get in the enterprise.

THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE TOO. LOLOL

FOILED AGAIN. They'll just have to MacGyver a way out.