T'Pol (
with_discipline) wrote2010-12-17 11:46 am
Entry tags:
- [comm] lastvoyages,
- borg. why the borg.,
- christmas is weird mmkay,
- don't do drugs kids,
- i'm trying to be social,
- jazz: it's chaotic and awesome,
- kirk's kind of okay i guess,
- lol santa,
- severus,
- spending too much time with humans,
- t'pol in the sky with diamonds,
- why do cats chirp,
- you humans & your crazy snowy traditions
071 | [Video]
[See T'Pol. See T'Pol kind of smiling, in her own way. It's all in the eyebrows. But she looks a whole lot less lineface than normal. Apparently mistletoe is kind of like the space rocks she smoked for a while Trellium-D, hopefully without the added side effect of killing her slowly. In the background, there's some quiet jazz music playing. ]
It's curious. We felt the same urge to write to this Santa Claus figure last year, but I've never felt personally inclined until now. Is there a legend linking Santa to mistletoe? I imagine there must be something.
[She isn't humming, but it looks like she could start at any minute. Scary, man. While T'Pol's looking thoughtful, though, her very curious cat jumps into her lap to sniff at her PADD, but he loses interest when T'Pol picks him up. Cuddling with a cat while in public view? Not normal T'Pol behavior. She's just pausing to listen to the music for a moment.]
Earth traditions never fail to intrigue, it seems. [And she turns up the volume just a bit before clicking off the video.]
[Private Santa letter, oh God]
I believe it's appropriate to begin these letters with 'Dear Santa,' is it not?
Dear Santa, then.
There is very little that I feel I require here - though I would appreciate notice from Vulcan, I understand that I can discover that myself when I leave. It's unnecessary. However, some small amusements for Khoteth would be useful - cat toys, I believe, give them great entertainment.
For Kay, I ask that he receive something from his home - something sentimental, I suppose, if there is such a thing - and a paper book collection of Surak's teachings. The Kir'Shara edition.
For Una - Chamomile tea. I always find it...soothing, and given our inmates, I believe she would find use in that.
For Toshiko - A text from the Vulcan Science Academy. I believe she'd be interested in their findings and mistakes.
For Merlin - I suppose asking for vague gifts, such as the return of his memory, would be useless? If that is so, then a few pla-savas, with a note reading 'Pla-savas - a sweet fruit. It is pronounced the way it is written.'
For Paddy - I never thanked him properly for checking on me after the breach flood. I believe there is a human tradition of sending thank you cards? Perhaps with his favorite beverage.
For Data - A memento of some kind from home, and his own kal-toh set, with a note reading, 'For practice. Perhaps you can teach me to spot the icosidodecahedra more easily.'
For the Doctor - A note wishing him a pleasant holiday,and, if possible, a mix of Gallifreyan and Vulcan teas. I believe he'd enjoy the latter.
For the EMH - I am uncertain as to what a sentient hologram might want; perhaps more medical technology from Voyager.
For Severus - I admit I am unsure as to what he would appreciate for Christmas. If it is acceptable, I ask that he receive something he'll enjoy. Barring that, more potion ingredients.
For the Borg Queen, a small collection of early jazz music. She may benefit from learning about the cultures she has assimilated.
For Sam, wherever he is - I hope that he has found his brother, and that he is well.
Finally, for Jim, some amusements for Aristotle - and I would like to return the gift he gave me last year. I believe it was called a vibrator?
It's curious. We felt the same urge to write to this Santa Claus figure last year, but I've never felt personally inclined until now. Is there a legend linking Santa to mistletoe? I imagine there must be something.
[She isn't humming, but it looks like she could start at any minute. Scary, man. While T'Pol's looking thoughtful, though, her very curious cat jumps into her lap to sniff at her PADD, but he loses interest when T'Pol picks him up. Cuddling with a cat while in public view? Not normal T'Pol behavior. She's just pausing to listen to the music for a moment.]
Earth traditions never fail to intrigue, it seems. [And she turns up the volume just a bit before clicking off the video.]
[Private Santa letter, oh God]
I believe it's appropriate to begin these letters with 'Dear Santa,' is it not?
Dear Santa, then.
There is very little that I feel I require here - though I would appreciate notice from Vulcan, I understand that I can discover that myself when I leave. It's unnecessary. However, some small amusements for Khoteth would be useful - cat toys, I believe, give them great entertainment.
For Kay, I ask that he receive something from his home - something sentimental, I suppose, if there is such a thing - and a paper book collection of Surak's teachings. The Kir'Shara edition.
For Una - Chamomile tea. I always find it...soothing, and given our inmates, I believe she would find use in that.
For Toshiko - A text from the Vulcan Science Academy. I believe she'd be interested in their findings and mistakes.
For Merlin - I suppose asking for vague gifts, such as the return of his memory, would be useless? If that is so, then a few pla-savas, with a note reading 'Pla-savas - a sweet fruit. It is pronounced the way it is written.'
For Paddy - I never thanked him properly for checking on me after the breach flood. I believe there is a human tradition of sending thank you cards? Perhaps with his favorite beverage.
For Data - A memento of some kind from home, and his own kal-toh set, with a note reading, 'For practice. Perhaps you can teach me to spot the icosidodecahedra more easily.'
For the Doctor - A note wishing him a pleasant holiday,and, if possible, a mix of Gallifreyan and Vulcan teas. I believe he'd enjoy the latter.
For the EMH - I am uncertain as to what a sentient hologram might want; perhaps more medical technology from Voyager.
For Severus - I admit I am unsure as to what he would appreciate for Christmas. If it is acceptable, I ask that he receive something he'll enjoy. Barring that, more potion ingredients.
For the Borg Queen, a small collection of early jazz music. She may benefit from learning about the cultures she has assimilated.
For Sam, wherever he is - I hope that he has found his brother, and that he is well.
Finally, for Jim, some amusements for Aristotle - and I would like to return the gift he gave me last year. I believe it was called a vibrator?

*shifty eyes* Perhaps....
At least give me a cool mustache :|
With those awesome curled ends, even.
Precisely! It'll look debonair. Or evil. One of the two.
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